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A Woman's Random
Thoughts
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just
sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes
Your money, and doesn't appear
to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a
hamstring.
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they
left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing,
someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your
fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my
pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes
I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my
keys. But I've never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She
had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much,
impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That
is my idea of a perfect day.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your
neck?
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Arthur L. Johnson,
Elk Mountain Spiritual Healing Center
7300 Ederville Road #1611
Ft. Worth, Texas, 76112
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For the time being, the
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Quest email group and join in with our Summer or Fall program
at La Querencia near Lindrith,New Mexico.
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Participate in the next
stage of spiritual evoluion by helping to create it. Raising
Spirits and Phoenix Fire Initiations
Develop a Haven for survival of Phoenix Five.
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